Saturday, August 19, 2017

We Are In Bear Country

Day 2: Tally Lake Campground, Montana
Distance travelled today: 534.2 km, about 45 on gravel
Cumulative distance: 848 km
Maximum speed: 129 kph
Moving average: 82 kph
Temperature range: 19.0 – 30.4

We were able to have a leisurely breakfast at my sister’s place because we knew, notwithstanding that we had a long way to go, that with a campground reservation, we wouldn’t have to be fighting anybody for a spot. This spot was the only available campground in the area; everything else was booked except for the spots left available for walk-up. I didn’t know when I booked it that there would be gravel; as long as it is not deep gravel where it swishes the bike around, I am not generally bothered by it too much except to say that the bike, everything attached to it and everything inside it is pretty dusty tonight. We will be looking for a wand wash tomorrow morning.

Leaving Carol’s at 9:37 a.m. (after attaching the extraneous stuff, Nan judging it too loose, stopping the bike and taking it all off and then re-attaching it), we set off south on what was a very pleasant morning: clear, warm but not hot, no wind and little traffic. Actually, it did get hot – really hot – at one moment in Calgary when some driver in the right lane decided to swing into my lane right where we were riding. I laid into the horn and held it but she kept moving to the left, to the point where I had no where to go but to hit the brakes. And then she waves to us. “Oh, hi there! Nice horn!” I had resolved to order a really obnoxious replacement horn for my cute little Japanese buzzer of a horn two years ago and failed to get around to it. I will fix that this winter.

Through Okotoks, past The Big Rock, which, by the way, is not Alberta’s biggest beer but a huge
rock deposited between Okotoks and Black Diamond either by the last receding glacial ice or by my Uncle Bob with his pick-up truck, the latter being what we were told for many years by… somebody; I can’t quite remember who but that was what we always believed. Past Black Diamond and onto Highway 22 south. Highway 22 is not a classic motorcycle road; it’s pretty much a straight line heading south to the Crowsnest Pass however, it does have the benefit of being right at the edge of the mountains so makes for a very pretty ride: rolling grassy hills dotted with cows and the first string of the Rockies beyond.



Our first break was a Chain Lakes Provincial Parks. Even though we were feeling pretty good – we were only about 140 km into the day – it seemed like a good spot to pull over. There is a camp ground there and a reservoir where we saw several anglers. There is actually a concession there, though we rolled in at 11:00 a.m. and she was only just opening. We thought a coffee would be a great way to spend our break but we had to wait for about 10 minutes for her to put the urn together.  Turns out it wasn’t much for coffee, especially as we had been spoiled that morning by a great cup of coffee at Carol’s: thick and strong versus weak and flavoured with cinnamon. OK, I know there are people out there that like to flavour their coffee but to presume to just serve it? Ewwww.

Inside the concession, the lady that ran the place was pulling it together and her husband was delivering the fresh, baked goods from Wonder. There was a large number of very beautiful astronomical photos on the wall. These were what we call “deep space” photos, i.e. from beyond our solar system. The pictures would have to have been taken by a very talented and skilled astrophotographer with some outstanding astronomical equipment. The photographer, according to the concessionaire, would come camping at Chain Lakes and take the pictures. He had a website address written underneath one picture: www.imagingstardust.com and as I write this, not having seen his website yet because I have no cell/internet service, I wonder where he is this weekend because somebody like that will almost certainly be on his way to an eclipse venue. I wonder who reading this blog will see his website before me?


Ranching, the old fashioned way

It turns out to be a windy day. There is an electronic sign along Hwy 22 estimating the cross wind gusts and it says “38 kph” but it feels more like we are going to end up in Kansas. The bike is being tossed around quite a lot, though that might be because we have a lot of material to catch the wind. We are keeping one eye (each) on the sky, watching for the amount of cloud cover. There are scattered diffuse clouds all over but also, lots of places of clear blue sky as well. Even though the forecast is for “sunny” in Ontario, and I am thinking they would call this “sunny”, there is just enough cloud cover to be problematic for eclipse viewing. I have two locations identified as potential alternate locations if the sky is cloudy – one east and one west however, most of the roads around where we are going are north-south, not east-west and if we end up chasing blue sky Monday morning we may be riding gravel.



We are back at the Rum Runner Saloon for lunch in the Crowsnest. It’s a great spot and our second time there, the first being last summer when we rode to Nelson for the weekend. Only unlike last year, which was on the August long weekend, this time the place is smokin’ busy. But the service is good and the food outstanding, as far as bar food goes. The Crowsnest looks like it has lots to offer for tourism, at least for a brief stay and we resolve that sometime, we will make turn a long weekend into a five day weekend, ride down here and learn some history about the area, old mining activity and the Frank Slide.


There are two long lines of traffic to enter the U.S. at the Roosville (or was that “Whosville”) border crossing. A number of cars are being sent to the side where they are getting ripped apart by border guards. We pull up to the guardhouse and the border guard gives us the third degree, wanting to know where we are going, what we are doing and what is our “final destination”. “Home”, we tell him – after the eclipse and a ride around the Northwest. Then he steps out to walk around the bike and sees Nan’s  “Human Organ” bag. He wants to know what is in the bag. Even he can’t help himself but laugh, so want to know where we got the bag.  Then, if it is really meant for organs. 😊
Art, of sorts. Roosville border crossing

Old bank building, circa 1907, Eureka Montana

It has been mostly “slab” riding, as Daryl puts it, not too many twisties but the scenery has been nice – and we are on virgin roads. However, as we approach Tally Lake, the pavement turns to gravel. It’s about the last fifteen kilometres before we hit the campground, so we are pretty dirty. However, we are also pretty thirsty and even though we have “emergency rations” on board, we opt to get something fresh for dinner. Nan elects to stay at the campground to get everything set up and I go to Kalispell to buy dinner and a six pack of cold beer. To go in the organ bag. Well, it’s another 15 km on gravel, so it is about 40 minutes to Kalispell. I also have to get a SIM card but fortunately, I find a hyper active teenager working the cell phone counter at Wal-Mart so he rattles of about a half a dozen phone options for me in 20 seconds. It was well over two hours for me to make the trip, so I am pretty hot and dusty by the time I get back to the camp ground. Fortunately, Nan has a book to read.
We’ve been in bed for a couple of hours, in a deep sleep because it has been a week of short nights when I hear some commotion at the picnic table. My first thought is that it is a rodent checking out our stuff. We haven’t left food sitting out, so I’m not too worried, until we both hear a crash and we wake up with a start. Something big has fallen. It’s 1:15 a.m. and all of a sudden, I am on FULL alert and I have a flashlight in my hand, unzipping the tent to check it out: it is a black bear trying to get into Nan’s pannier, where our emergency rations are stored. He has knocked it off the picnic table and on to the ground in an effort to figure our how to unlock it, I presume. As soon as I shine the light on him, he darts up the tree right beside the picnic table and is staring back at me with two, bright, yellow eyes, reflecting the light of the flashlight. My first thought, is why go up THAT tree? That’s not even out of danger (for us) because it is right beside the picnic table! And then I am thinking, how am I going to get rid of this thing? To be fair, this is not a full grown bear. He somewhere between “cuddly” and “ohmigawd, stop, drop and roll!”. I am guessing he is probably a three year old but not more and maybe less. I think I could take him. He evidently senses that I could probably take him and is gone however, our bigger concern is whether his mother is still around. Nonetheless, we have to get up and sort out our stuff, so we dress and go outside, hoping that he was alone.

Tally Lake 

Nice spot. 
There is no real damage other than a few scratches but we don’t want him to come back and finish the job he started, so we have to get rid of the attractant. I am astonished at the amount of food Nan has stuffed into her pannier! It is mostly energy bars and pre-prepared food packages that have been liberated from its original packaging and placed into Ziploc bags to save space.  There are no bear bins around and even if we had a rope, the trees are all 100 foot ponderosa pines and the lowest branches are about 40 feet up so we elect to toss the food out. We are throwing all the food into a grocery bag and Nan is frantically rooting through her stuff trying to make sure she has accounted for everything. Into the garbage bin it goes. However, there is not much garbage in there at all and I make a mental note that I’ll retrieve our food in the morning, as long as nobody gets there before me and dumps their bacon grease into the bin and on our stuff.

Well, it was a short night. We are both hyper alert, hearing every mouse and rodent within 100 yards. Nan has me check out the sounds two or three times but eventually, we go back to sleep.




Post script: imagingstardust.com appears to be no longer active. 

It is Saturday at noon; we are just having coffee and a nice brunch and then on our way. No cell service where we are going tonight so next update probably Sunday night. h

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